Spring Break Party Contests

I’d hoped to write a little something up regarding the various contests that go on during spring break, usually at the end of the night at a club.

But, they’re actually pretty self-explanatory. So, a list may suffice.

There are Wet-T shirt contests, which are sort of a staple. Prior to actually coming on spring break, I don’t think I understood how few of the T-shirts stay on. Probably this is because I’d grown up watching MTVs spring break specials–during which the shirts have to stay on.

There’s also the best thong contest. Most of the time, the thongs do actually stay on–though I have seen a stray girl enter the contest commando. But, it never goes well.

Sexy Dance contest…I’ve never seen two dudes in this one, just two ladies. I wonder if girls feel gypped with the lack of writhing men in most of the contests.

I also think there might be a Sex with Your Clothes On contest. But, this might actually be the same as the Sexy Dance contest–as they’re both just a bunch of wiggling around provacatively.

I’ve seen more than a few Girl Kissing Girl contests (again, no Guy Kissing Guy contests).

And Bikini contests, though these are usually limited to the daytime.

These all tend to rule the clubs, though our party cruise is smaller and allows for smaller contests like the Clothing Exchange, Relays, and so on.

And there’s always the one on one games like Beer Pong, Bong Races, Keg Stands–though these tend to happen on the beach or at random.

More shrimp, but not for us.

Per my earlier note, our meal plan is pretty badass. Unfortunately, our staff can’t usually eat it this week–since there’s so many people on the island and we’re swamped with work.

Adding insult to injury, one of our restaurants just doubled the amount of shrimp they give out with their meal giving the mountains of Chinese food I wrote about earlier a run for their money.

Do the Heisman

Last night was Saint Patrick’s day and we had a bunch of the UT Football players up on the stage where I was DJing.

In the wash of green and House of Pain, it wasn’t until fifteen minutes to closing that I realized I was totally missing the opportunity to bump “Do the Heisman” with some dudes qualified to do just that.

The ensuing dance demo gave way to a Stanky Legg bonanza that involved so much stomping by so many footballers that I thought they were going to go right through the stage.

She loves my underwear.

Last night, while trying to sleep, the boss yanked me out of bed to drink some absinthe. This involved pulling my sheets off and evaluating my underwear and wondering aloud if this is the kind my girlfriend required me to wear.

Firstly, there are no underwear requirements in my relationship. Secondly, she loves it.

Inertia Tours Back to Campus Tour to hit 40 plus college campuses

Inertia Tours is once again hosting with the South Padre Island Convention & Visitors Bureau the Back to Campus Tour on over 40 plus midwestern college campuses promoting South Padre Island as the destination of choice.

Our College Campus Rep team that organizes each college campus’ road trips for spring break takes advantage of these interactive parties to invite people to see a quality DJ, get some pictures from an MTV personality, and market our trips with them.

Our Back to Campus Tour features DJ Silver and Raab as Himself from MTV’s Jackass movie, with a free spring break trip 2009 given away at each dance party.

Inertia’s sponsor rep on hand not only gives the trip away, but great souvenir swag for those that attend, include surfboard bottle open keychains from the Sea Island Resort South Padre (formerly known as the Radisson South Padre Island), koozies from the Brownsville Airport, stickers from Louie’s Backyard nightclub, and Keggar Kups sponsored by South Padre Island & Y Vodka.

South Padre Island, Texas is a great choice for college students that want a trip they can jump in the car & GO! for 5 or 6 nights, on the beach, with thousands of other partying students.

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Why students go on College Spring Break Trips

We like lists – they are fast, clean, & easy – and despite how controversial this topic might be – people go on spring break trips for (4) really significant reasons that we know of:

1.) For bragging rights & social prestige – rich, popular people travel. They get tan on a beautiful beaches. You could label this reason – “to get tan” This is why you see so many hotties tanning all day by the pool, and wearing some spring break souvenir tee shirt back the first day of school – they want everyone to know.

2.) For that one last “hurrah!” with their friends (girls in particular but boys too) – thing is – if you are a Senior in college, or have friends that are, they have went through alot of bullshit to earn a degree that might only produce a $30,000 per year income and get them $40,000 in debt from the State Governments’ college. They want to party really fucking hard their last year in school before they have to work at some menial job.

3.) To get really drunk, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, belligerent, or intoxicated. Spring Break has drinking games, beer pong, beer bongs, keys, Wap Punches, Jungle Juice parties, and the like. Yes, people don’t have to drive, they might not have to answer to a bitchy girlfriend or psycho boyfriend, and there are simply little to no rules. They take drinking to the next level.

4.) To experience sexual liberation. Yes, people go on spring break (girls want to “hook up” or at least “make out” one night with a new random boy) and guys go down to straight up get laid. The fact of the matter is, most people don’t bang on spring break. The popular media makes it sound like a dirty orgy, but it’s mostly drunk people kissing, their friends telling on them, or an occassional inappropriate display of dry humping on the dance floor after too many big ol’ drinks.

You’ve earn a bad ass trip for spring break. Inertia Tours http://www.inertiatours.com happens to specialize in superb road trips to South Padre Island, Texas that will be a trip that will create memories that will last a lifetime – we guarantee it Call us toll free 800.821.2176 to find out more, or email us: tripinfo@inertiatours.com

MTV Spring Break Stage

Spring Break South Padre Island, Texas

Spring Break Travel to South Padre Island, Texas is what http://www.inertiatours.com specializes in.

We really target the “road trip – you drive down” market with trips under $500 per person that include a beachfront luxury condo, meals, and killer nightly event parties in South Padre Island.

As the only spring break travel agency located in Texas, we truly are dedicated to advertising & marketing South Padre Island as the Spring Break destination of choice.

Inertia Tours is a proud member of the South Padre Chamber of Commerce, and our college back to campus party tour is sponsored by the South Padre Island Convention & Visitors Bureau directly.

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Considering South Padre Island for your college spring break in 2009? Here is a GREAT list as to why to consider South Padre this year!