Spring Break Discounts for College Students on a tight budget

14 07 2009

Our Company http://www.inertiatours.com specializes in college spring break packages for $500 & less per person. we aren’t

South Padre ....we ROLL !!!

South Padre ....we ROLL !!!

I have to laugh when I see ump-teen MILLION websites promoting spring break travel – from travel agents to students marketing their trip as “the best” thing since sliced bread. With travel, you get EXACTLY what you pay for. There is no magic wand you wave and get 96% off your spring break trip, or all inclusive all the time at a 5 star hotel for $750. Sorry, we had that deal. In 1992.

We have 4 specific spring break packages under $500/person with no hidden fees nor games. Does that price include airfare? No, dipstick, it doesn’t, you have to drive UNLESS we are talking about the Mazatlan Spring Break Party Bus trip – that has the bus included.

Trip #1: South Padre Island, Texas
Price $499/person
includes:

Trip #2: Breckenridge Spring Break Ski – colorado
Price: $499/person
includes:
5 nights ski in condo
4 days worth of lift tickets good at Breckenridge, Vail, Beaver Creek, Araphoe Basin, & keystone mountains
$20/day rentals
UNBEATABLE price with lift tickets included!! check rates out then call us LAST!!!

Trip #3: Mazatlan Spring Break Party Bus Trip
Price: $450/person
includes:
RT luxury motorcoach from Austin, San Marcos, or San Antonio Texas
5 nights beachfront hotel stay at the Balboa Towers (yes, BEACHFRONT)
2 dine around restaurant meals per day per person
4 hours of free drinks (one house drink on special that is FREE to our guests)_ every single day of our trip
All taxes & fees.

Do you have to have a passport? Yes.
is this insane trip gonna last long on availability. F no Foo

#3 – Panama City Beach, FL – the Dirty South!!!
Price: $499/person
includes
5 night beachfront condo stay at the Summit Condos (THE place to stay, not some dump)
2 dine around restaurant meals per day per person
Onsite Souvenir Kit at Check in
Red Carpet VIP Event Package with all cover charges that includes the Club La Vela card AND the Panamaniac gold card…not just one – BOTH!

Sure, you can buy a stripped down shithole for $200/person – but we are talking about THE best vacation package to Panama City spring break that exists in the world, period.
You can get a Chevy or a Ferrari. We have the Ferrari. Get one.

Does one of these sound good? Call me – 800 821 2176 x 1 ask for Chad. I won’t pull your chain, and I will sell you a trip over the phone in less than 5-10 minutes. I’m not a college kid hoping to get a free trip, I simply have THE best trips. The advice is always free or visit my discounted spring break page: http://www.inertiatours.com/lowcosttrips/

Inertia Chad…OUT!!!





The Three Nation Vacation

7 04 2009

Over the years, I’ve heard folks refer to South Padre as a “Two Nation Vacation,” since it’s about 40 minutes from the island to Matamoros, Mexico.

Accordingly, in the past, it was a cheap, easy compromise for folks who wanted to spend a little time south of the border–without flying all the way down to Cancun or Mazatlan.

This has changed in the last few years, as passport requirements have gotten stricter. One of the side effects is a more pronounced interest/influence of Texas on the island.

mechanical-bull

On the whole, the island has a unique feel as it’s distinctly tropical and laidback and has the atmosphere you’d expect from an island. But our closeness with Mexico is tangible, too. And Texans will be quick to remind you that Texas was a nation unto itself before merging with the U.S.

The point I’d like to make isn’t a sophisticated one–as there are loads of communities with overlapping influences. But there’s something about the fact that this takes place on an island, in particular, that sets South Padre apart both literally and figuratively.

padre-island





More shrimp, but not for us.

19 03 2009

Per my earlier note, our meal plan is pretty badass. Unfortunately, our staff can’t usually eat it this week–since there’s so many people on the island and we’re swamped with work.

Adding insult to injury, one of our restaurants just doubled the amount of shrimp they give out with their meal giving the mountains of Chinese food I wrote about earlier a run for their money.





Do the Heisman

18 03 2009

Last night was Saint Patrick’s day and we had a bunch of the UT Football players up on the stage where I was DJing.

In the wash of green and House of Pain, it wasn’t until fifteen minutes to closing that I realized I was totally missing the opportunity to bump “Do the Heisman” with some dudes qualified to do just that.

The ensuing dance demo gave way to a Stanky Legg bonanza that involved so much stomping by so many footballers that I thought they were going to go right through the stage.





She loves my underwear.

5 03 2009

Last night, while trying to sleep, the boss yanked me out of bed to drink some absinthe. This involved pulling my sheets off and evaluating my underwear and wondering aloud if this is the kind my girlfriend required me to wear.

Firstly, there are no underwear requirements in my relationship. Secondly, she loves it.





Cheap Spring Break Deals

20 01 2009

http://www.InertiaTours.com
Inertia Tours specializes in Spring Break Deals & Cheap Spring Break trips $499 & less per person.

The following trips fall under this budget:

*South Padre Island Spring Break
*Mazatlan, Mexico on our spring break party buses
*Panama City Beach Spring Break
*Spring Break Ski Trips to Colorado

There are no “strings” nor catches involved in the prices we quote & post on this blog – they are real. You can email me directly chad@inertiatours.com or call me 800 821 2176 x 4 when it is answered.

Questions:

Q: Is airfare included in the $499 price?
A: No. You drive down (well, we have a party bus included for your transportation for Mazatlan, however)

Q: Does it matter how many people we have?
A: Sort of. We can still get you a $499/person trip with 2 people, but it would be for 4 nights instead of 7 to South Padre Island, Texas.

Q: Do I have to be 21 to go?
A: No, 18. All clubs on the Texas & Mazatlan trip are 18+

Q: Why is this spring break trip this cheap?
A: It’s a road trip. We are including a condo, meals, and parties. NO transportation (except Mazatlan from Texas or Arizona departure cities)

Q: Will there be alot of people on this trip?
A: THOUSANDS!!!!

Q: DO I have to pay for this trip all at once?
A: NO! We take a $150/down payment deposit per person (comes off the trip price) and you have 3 weeks to pay off the balance. Those terms are pretty easy to live with & afford as a college student.

Email: chad@inertiatours.com or call 800 821 2176 or visit http://www.inertiatours.com for more details.

Low Cost Spring Break Trips is all we do – and we do it bad ass!!!

Chadillac





Inertia is THE best spring break travel option to South Padre Island – MOST INCLUSIONS

5 11 2008

Inertia Tours http://www.inertiatours.com offers the most inclusive spring break trip packages to South Padre Island available all at an affordable price!

If you book spring break to south padre with us, here is what you will get:

* Round Trip Airfare, Luxury Motorcoach, or complete Road Trip Condo Packages

* 3, 4, 5 or 7 nights hotel/condo accommodations – most are Inertia Exclusive properties with our “Walk to the Action Pledge”

* FREE ta’ Eat! Diner Program – 14 Dine-Around Restaurant Meals
Here is a video of our breakfast place, Benny’s By the Bay Cafe

* * Gas Relief Fill Up Card Upon Arrival – $50 card per hotel room or 1 bedroom condo / $75 per 2 bedroom condo / $100 per 3 bedroom condo- provided if your group drives down

* FREE College Spring Break Survival Kit with goodies from our sponsors like Monster Energy Drink

* FREE Souvenir Kit -key Lanyard, Keggar Kup, & more

* 0% College Spring Break Trip Financing with a low down payment deposit required ($100 for condo packages / $150 for air or bus included packages

* Exclusive Red Carpet VIP Package Entrances & club line cutting – Access to our optional “Red Carpet VIP Party Package” with NO COVER CHARGES each night to some of Padre’s hottest nightclubs.

Here is our own Inertia Chad on The Travel Channel on a reality piece they did on us in South Padre Island, Texas:

* Roundtrip Airport Transfers Included if flights purchased in package
* Welcome Orientation & Briefing
* Free Welcome Party with free Bud Light (21+)
* All Hotel & Condo Taxes & Fees included
* Exclusive Discounts with Inertia Tours “On-site Discount Sheet”
* The Island’s only Spring Break Tour Office open to the public @ 1515 Padre Boulevard
* Exclusive Inertia Tours taxi cab discounts around the island – pay just $3 per person to go ANYWHERE in South Padre ANY time with A Taxi
* 24-Hour Destination Travel Staff
* Available Optional Trip Cancellation Insurance
* Optional Red Carpet VIP Event Package Available
* Exclusive College Spring Break Events and Discounts
* Exclusive Rehab @ the Radisson Pool party, our official sponsor
* Exclusive MTV Celebrity Guest Appearances all week long by Viva La Bam crew & MTV’s The Real World
* * Known DJ’s from Myspace & more
* Texas-Size Party Guarantee – Inertia has the largest student tour Company parties any night during spring break

If you have any questions please email us tripinfo@inertiatours.com or call us toll free 800 821 2176





How to have an overall very affordable spring break trip

25 10 2008

Like most people, I was once a broke college student – but I also learned how to have fun when short on Pesos.

Being involved in spring break & student travel for more than a decade, I’ve picked up even more unique ways to save money while traveling which I’ll share with you here in this post.

Sometimes, these things do cut into convenience or luxury factors, but never ever the fun factor – in fact, once practiced, you will see my money saving tips actually ADD to the experience.

Selecting the right Spring Break Trip Package is the very step

1.) Cut out the airfare portion of the trip.
This tip alone with cut the overall price of your package by 50-75%. Immediately start planning a trip within the US OR think about hopping one of those Mazatlan Spring Break Party Buses (they go from Austin Texas or Phoenix Arizona) if you want to leave the country.

2.) Figure out the transportation. Is Greyhound an option? Sure, it takes a day there and back, but it’s $150 round trip. If you don’t have a sport utility you can borrow for the gang, think the bus. When did we all get so snobby that we (unlike our parents) can’t take a bus anywhere – well, you can. They didn’t have an IPOD, a lsptop, or a cell phone either to keep them occupied. Think of Greyhound as a rolling study hall. Heck, I am in the 6 figure range and I routinely take the bus to South Padre Island from our home office in Austin – why? I get 6 hours of uninterrupted work done both ways, and it’s $70 round trip…it costs me that much to drive my Lexus one way.

Chances are, however, you won’t have to even consider the bus. If there are 4, 5 or even 10 of you going, start scanning the vehicles your friends have. Anyone with a 4 door car is a potential car pool leader. ASK people to ASK their parents to borrow the huge, gas guzzling SUV. While you might say “15 MPG sucks, we can’t drive that to Florida or Texas” – yeah you can – because you are splitting the costs of the fuel 6 to 8 ways with that many people inside.

Let me do the math for you. If you lived in Minnesota (that’s a heck of a drive to South Texas) the road trip is 3000 miles round trip. If your SUV gets 15 MPG, and you have just 6 people going with you, and we will go ahead and assume (based on TODAY’s gas prices, and these are dropping by the way) $2.50 per gallon.

The math on your fuel expense in a gas hog SUV:
3000 miles
divided by 15 (since 15 miles per gallon)
=200 gallons of gas
x $2.50 per gallon
= $500 in gas.

Divided the $500 by 6 people going
500/6 = $84 in travel costs per person.

Now, if you are person that is using YOUR vehicle OR your parent’s vehicle, that isn’t the total expense, and don’t you dare allow your friends to abuse your being so nice (or Daddy) by putting 3000 miles on their truck and not taking care of “business”

With this in mind, we’ll take the $500 gas bill and add to that other costs & fees of traveling on spring break via my road trip idea – PRE COLLECT FOR ALL COSTS – a few morons will get so wasted by the 5th day of the trip they are out of money, and you are not their bank (nor is anyone else – and it’s not like you can strand them, so PRE COLLECT 1 week before the trip on all costs or DO NOT allow them to go.

1.) Car Washes – 1 full service when you arrive, 1 full service when you get home. $40for the pair. Full service includes $20 per wash with a vacuum, hand wash/dry & quickie armour all. In fact, www.paradisetowingcompany.com actually offers this service for just $15 if you decide to go to South Padre (they are right next to the Inertia office on the Island)

the rig will stink when you get back from fast food bags and people all farting from it.

$40

2.) Oil Changes – you’ll need one after 3000 miles. Budget $30

$30

This takes your transportation budget to $570.00, or $95 per person. See how EASY it is to get these fees – $84 vs. $95 is just $9 per person, but AFTER the trip these people will be broke & full of excuses and not help you. Think of that person that always is out of money (but still at the bar) or bumming smokes or gonja. It’s just the way some people are.

Now, you can get clever by searching out (like a good shopper would) that the Inertia Tours spring break package to South Padre Island includes a $75 gas card for a 2 bedroom condo.

You’re back down now to just $84 per person for transportation – this is in lieu of a $500 flight. The days of $300 flights are simply over folks – so that’s not worth getting into. Road trip it.

2.) Bigger groups mean lower prices. This also is simple math. If you have 6 people splitting the cost of a condo instead of 4, that’s 33% cost savings per person!

A few more points – get WAY more than 6 people – say – get 24 – that’s (4) condos of 6 per unit. Guess what – (I shouldn’t tell you this) – get the pricing off ANY travel website (their retail price) and then call them and say look – I have 24 locked people – I want your best possible deal with value in mind. Don’t start talking “cheap” price or anyone that is quality directed (like Inertia Tours or other quality travel companies) will get turned off. We are business people – and we like to sell quantities like any other business. In this scenario (at least with Inertia) I can tell you that 24 people vs. 6 people traveling would go (on average) $35 per person cheaper. PLUS the person (you) that puts it together would go for only $55. That’s a TREMENDOUS savings – for the identical travel package.

Your friends can hardly fault you for getting them $35 off their trip (or 10% off) now can they? You deserve a free trip for all the hassle of dealing with probably a jack ass or two in this group.

This a a 3 or 4 pointed trick:
1.) You gotta work hard to get a big group – it takes some work, some fielding bitching, and organizational skills – but very, very do-able (Inertia has 50+ student reps that do this every year proving its more than doable)

2) The right attitude when you call the travel company. Ask for the groups manager or the group department. DO NOT ASK for “cheap” or “group discount” – simply state your situation. You have an abnormally large group (our average group is 8 people, so don’t think 8 people means money off) and want the best possible package (and of course price) for bringing in these people. Being a smart ass won’t help – being NICE, and being a group leader WILL.

If you are calling for the peak week of spring break, the last minute, or the most sought after property – you also will get less traction with a group.

3.) Call the travel company and ask them what’s for specials on spring break. I have this Uncle that’s a real miser, my Uncle Steve – he’s a mechanic and not a rich guy. He loves Texas-style diners. Why? Immediately upon sitting down, he doesn’t even ask for a menu. He simply says “what’s your special?” WHATEVER IT IS – he gets it. Why? Well, not only is it cheaper, 10 out of 10 times its frickin huge portion, and 9 out of 10 times it’s pretty damn good -maybe one of the best things the diner has.

I never did this before eating out frequently after college with my uncle, but the more & more I starting eating my lunches out with successful, older businessman I noticed them doing EXACTLY the same thing – automatically ordering the special. Guess what? It’s the only way I eat out now – a bit more adventuresome, and almost always super good!

Same goes with Travel – they run PAINFUL specials sometimes to move a hotel or condo that’s not as popular OR to push out the remaining rooms that they guaranteed with money down. Call them and say look – here are my spring break dates, I have about this many people, we want a road trip, what’s on special – we will travel anywhere in the USA and are open to your accommodations on special.

This little trick can save you 40% -it’s a REAL way to save money on travel – those specials, “hot deals” or whatever they call it on their store (website) look for them – they might have some this or that restrictions – see if you can make it fit. Usually, you have to call them. Not text, not email – pick up the phone. Be nice on the phone and the phone rep will be more than happy to help you – phone sales people make the same amount per trip on specials as regular trips – so their ability to make money is enhanced when promoting really superb deals their company has. I’m writing this to not only help you, but I hope you’ll call me – I might be the President of this Company but I’ll be damned if I won’t get sell you a trip myself & provide you with some of the Country-Service I was brought up to give. 800.821.2176 ask for Chad, say you wrote my blog and are looking for me to help you. I will. I might live a long way from you, but I’m a Texan transplanted from Northern Wisconsin and with that comes a value set I hope to demonstrate you’ll appreciate.

Being 100% hardcore on your destination & accommodations will in fact raise your price.

4.) Book a condo whenever possible & not a hotel room

For one, hotel rooms just suck. They have 2 double beds and shitty little bathroom. In the US, we are stuck in a “hotel room” state of mind, (Europeans are not, for example) through the billions the hotel industry spends telling you to stay in a hotel room (you pay $150/night for a bedroom – logically that’s just plain stupid when your full apartment on campus is probably what, $20 a day?

Remember, boarding houses at the turn of the century rented “bedrooms” and then they started being called “hotels” and selling “hotel rooms” as this sounds nicer. Same goes now, the rooms are usually “suites” or “mini suites” instead of hotel rooms. They are bedrooms.

Condos are not (almost never ever) “cheaper” as in the cost per night over a hotel room is almost always more. It’s the savings a condo gives you (the increased value) that will by far save you money if you consider all the costs of just having a bedroom instead of having a full spring break condo with a full kitchen and living room.

A full kitchen means you can make simple, basic meals or snacks – you don’t have to eat our or eat disgusting fast food. Also, that fridge will save you MEGA bucks on spring break – think of all your beer or the pitcher of margaritas cold in your own fridge. Condos don’t restrict you drinking at their pools with your own party beverages like hotels do. This can save you a $100 to $200 for the week.

A full sized living room means you will likely hang out & drink in your condo before the bar rather than going earlier. Herein lies more dollar savings for you & your friends.

Spend a bit more on your accommodation style choice to not only save money – BUT have more fun – much easier and less invasive to invite those cute boys or girls over for a brew to hang out than to come over & sit on your bed (even if that IS your ultimate goal hahahahahaha!)

5.) Shop for groceries at the Super Wal Mart on the way to your destination (but within an hour away so no spoilage obviously). Yeah, they lack organic food worth a damn, but let’s be realistic here – you’re unlikely to eat that healthy or work out (despite what you say when you leave) and eating a sandwich you made in your condo is much cheaper and healthier than fast food.

Yeah, I fucking hate Wal Mart and their rapists ways, too, but this is a blog on saving money folks – and one thing I do respect Wal Mart greatly for is their operational efficiency – that efficiency saves us money – and did you know that Wal Mart is leading the charge in forcing companies to use less packaging by packing “more” into each box. They are, so let’s support that effort. They aren’t doing that for you or I nor the environment – they are doing it to make more money, and good for them! Yes, I’m an Eco-guy, deal with it, it doesn’t make me a bleeding heart liberal, either, it makes me smart.

This also goes for beer, ice, cups, etc. Please don’t use any Styrofoam and you don’t need a cup for your big drink – Inertia Tours supplies a re-usable souvenir cup at check in for FREE. If you & I don’t start on our environmental issues – no one will. Buy easy to fix & eat food – think sandwiches, chips & salsa, and breakfast cereal.

YES our trips have meals, but its only 2 a day…and you’ll get hammered and want food. Rather than being tempted by late night (and ultra fattening) fast food, get some convenience items like Pizza, Lunchables, chips, even ice cream. Almost ANYTHING is better than fast food for your body.

While this list isn’t exhaustive, it has alot of ideas to make your spring break travel plans this year ultra affordable instead of thinking “I can’t go this year because of money” – you can, it just takes some planning and forethought to go for low cash & have a memory of a liftetime.

Inertia Tours is here to help you plan such a vacation. Our website is http://www.InertiaTours.com, or call us toll free 800 821 2176 – or email us info@inertiatours.com

Thanks for the read, and I hope you find our ideas helpful.





Hurricane Ike & South Padre Island Hurricane Damage

14 10 2008

I just got back from a week down in South Padre Island…I have a bit of an inside track on damages to the Island since my brother owns Paradise Towing (the only wrecker service in south padre island) http://www.paradisetowingcompany.com is the website.

South Padre Island is located almost 4.5 hours south of Galveston Island where Hurricane Ike made landfall. Being on the South side of the Hurricane rotation meant that South Padre Island didn’t even get rain – it seems hard to believe but it is true.

Hurricane Dolly which was a direct hit on South Padre did little damage besides flooding some hotel pools and some roof damage across the board. My brother commented it was like a bad thunderstorm, nothing too severe.

One property was signficantly damaged, the Bahia Mar Resort has a hole in the side of the building about the size of a large pickup truck, and it’s been that way for 3 months. No clue if or when they might fix it or simply condemn it. At this point, we can’t recommend booking it for Spring Break, or putting it on your list of possible spring break hotels to choose from.

You can see the hole in the side of the pink hotel tower by watching this street view of the hotel property, you do have to look close to the RIGHT of the little ridge. This doesn’t mean the condos there won’t necessarily be open, and we are in fact offering them as a booking option at http://www.inertiatours.com our flagship spring break website. If they aren’t you would get moved to Saida Towers which is an obvious upgrade anyway.

Here is the video:

If you or your friends are looking at South Padre Island as a practical, cheap spring break trip this year, look no further than Inertia Tours, our sister website http://www.springbreakpackages.com

Or, you can call us toll free at 800 821 2176 for Texas-friendly advice & spring break 2009 information, or email us: tripinfo@inertiatours.com





You & your friends join 2 people for $2000 each in Acapulco -OR- Spend under $500 per person & Join 50,000!!!

11 10 2008

Inertia Tours is the Original Spring Break Company specializing in spring break travel packages for $500 and less per person.

We at Inertia Tours are incredibly sick of hearing “how bad the stocks are doing” – give us a break! Our business is doing great….why? Focus on VALUE!!!

We proudly can offer you the following incredible spring break trip packages for less (sometimes…WAY LESS) than $500 per person: (NO HIDDEN FEES)

  • South Padre Island, Texas (road trip – you steal your daddy’s SUV and drive your ass down)

Includes 7 night beachfront condo stay (less nights available for even lower cash), 2 restaurant meals per person per day

  • Mazatlan, Mexico  (includes a luxury motorcoach – that’s bus my homeslice)

Includes roundtrip bus from most Texas & Arizona college cities, 5 nights beachfront hotel stay, 2 restaurant meals per day, and 4 hours of free drinking every single day. Yep, gotta have a passport. $450 per person

  • Colorado Spring Break Ski Trips (again, swipe your RIch Uncle’s Escalade and drive you butt up)

Includes a walk to lift condo for 5 nights, 4 days worth of lift tickets, and Texas-sized rentals discount – $475-$575 per person

Come on, stupid! Sure, Acapulco is “the bomb” – but how many of your friends can fork out $1400 for air and hotel, another $250 for a “party package” and still need spending money….$2000 per person? Dude…that’s a car. $450 for a luxury beachfront condo & some food, plus a bit of gas cash? Easy….DONE.

Call Inertia Tours after you stop being frustrated about the high cost of international spring break travel. Everyone can swing our trip prices – everyone that wants to anyway – and 50,000 do for South Padre Island Spring Break!

Check out

http://www.inertiatours.com/lowcosttrips/

Click on the link above our cut & paste into your address bar on your browser where the www is.








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