Where the Locals Drink in South Padre

A lot of what folks come on spring break for is to hit up the arena-style clubs they might not have at home. And the island has no shortage of them–Louie’s and Mooncusser’s (formerly Tequila Frogs) are particularly huge.

The flipside, of course, is that with that many people–getting a drink isn’t always easy. And occasionally, you just want something more intimate. So, the favorite change of pace on South Padre is a little place way up at the north end of the island called the Coral Reef.

There’s not much here that’ll surprise you. Not many spring breakers. Long lines for karaoke, but short lines at the bar. They don’t have ginger ale (but will mix Coke and Sprite together, if you’re desperate). And the bathrooms (the men’s at least) are covered with pictures of the an older man (the owner? I don’t know) groping the breasts of several exotic dancers.

I tried to find a website for them, to find a better picture–but all I could find on-line was an explanation for how their beer is so cold. Apparently they use this:

It’s a pitcher with ice built into it! So the beer stays cold, without getting diluted!

Midnight Pancakes: An Alternative Spring Break

In addition to the tens of thousands of college students that swarm South Padre Island each spring break, the island is also invaded by folks looking to both spread the gospel through creative ministries.

Primarily, this means offering free shuttles and free pancakes to college students rolling out of the bars and clubs.

While this could be a preachy nightmare for partiers and a night of unprovoked belligerence for the “Beach Reachers,” there’s actually a fair amount of rapport. Put simply, the pancake station outside Louie’s makes for a subdued afterhours spot for folks to regroup and fill up–which spring breakers love. And for the pancake makers, it’s probably a better way to engage peers than handing out literature or carrying a giant cross down the beach.

So, if you’re looking for an alternative way to spend spring break, spreading some cheer while getting some sun, this might be the ticket. Plus, since most of the work to be done takes place at night, it frees up the day for making a giant sand Jesus.

Outside the Clubs on a Padre Island Spring Break

Though it might not seem like it at times, there is more to spring break than drinking and clubbing.

One of the perks of having the seventh best beach in the U.S. is that allows for more than just laying around tanning or passed out.

Warm water and tropical weather allow for the usual swimming, snorkeling, and scuba diving. Above the water, there are also a host of outfitters running jet boat rides, banana boats, parasailing, and dolphin watches.

If you want to ride the waves, there’s are also the usual waverunners for rent and unexpectedly good surfing–but not too crazy, in case you’re just getting the hang of things.

The Official Jam

I may be a bit late getting on this, but the Santigold / Justice L.E.S.D.A.N.C.E. Remix is my officially my new favorite jam.

Expect to hear it at our parties.

Cheap Spring Break Deals

http://www.InertiaTours.com
Inertia Tours specializes in Spring Break Deals & Cheap Spring Break trips $499 & less per person.

The following trips fall under this budget:

*South Padre Island Spring Break
*Mazatlan, Mexico on our spring break party buses
*Panama City Beach Spring Break
*Spring Break Ski Trips to Colorado

There are no “strings” nor catches involved in the prices we quote & post on this blog – they are real. You can email me directly chad@inertiatours.com or call me 800 821 2176 x 4 when it is answered.

Questions:

Q: Is airfare included in the $499 price?
A: No. You drive down (well, we have a party bus included for your transportation for Mazatlan, however)

Q: Does it matter how many people we have?
A: Sort of. We can still get you a $499/person trip with 2 people, but it would be for 4 nights instead of 7 to South Padre Island, Texas.

Q: Do I have to be 21 to go?
A: No, 18. All clubs on the Texas & Mazatlan trip are 18+

Q: Why is this spring break trip this cheap?
A: It’s a road trip. We are including a condo, meals, and parties. NO transportation (except Mazatlan from Texas or Arizona departure cities)

Q: Will there be alot of people on this trip?
A: THOUSANDS!!!!

Q: DO I have to pay for this trip all at once?
A: NO! We take a $150/down payment deposit per person (comes off the trip price) and you have 3 weeks to pay off the balance. Those terms are pretty easy to live with & afford as a college student.

Email: chad@inertiatours.com or call 800 821 2176 or visit http://www.inertiatours.com for more details.

Low Cost Spring Break Trips is all we do – and we do it bad ass!!!

Chadillac

You & your friends join 2 people for $2000 each in Acapulco -OR- Spend under $500 per person & Join 50,000!!!

Inertia Tours is the Original Spring Break Company specializing in spring break travel packages for $500 and less per person.

We at Inertia Tours are incredibly sick of hearing “how bad the stocks are doing” – give us a break! Our business is doing great….why? Focus on VALUE!!!

We proudly can offer you the following incredible spring break trip packages for less (sometimes…WAY LESS) than $500 per person: (NO HIDDEN FEES)

• South Padre Island, Texas (road trip – you steal your daddy’s SUV and drive your ass down)

Includes 7 night beachfront condo stay (less nights available for even lower cash), 2 restaurant meals per person per day

• Mazatlan, Mexico  (includes a luxury motorcoach – that’s bus my homeslice)

Includes roundtrip bus from most Texas & Arizona college cities, 5 nights beachfront hotel stay, 2 restaurant meals per day, and 4 hours of free drinking every single day. Yep, gotta have a passport. $450 per person

• Colorado Spring Break Ski Trips (again, swipe your RIch Uncle’s Escalade and drive you butt up)

Includes a walk to lift condo for 5 nights, 4 days worth of lift tickets, and Texas-sized rentals discount – $475-$575 per person

Come on, stupid! Sure, Acapulco is “the bomb” – but how many of your friends can fork out $1400 for air and hotel, another $250 for a “party package” and still need spending money….$2000 per person? Dude…that’s a car. $450 for a luxury beachfront condo & some food, plus a bit of gas cash? Easy….DONE.

Call Inertia Tours after you stop being frustrated about the high cost of international spring break travel. Everyone can swing our trip prices – everyone that wants to anyway – and 50,000 do for South Padre Island Spring Break!

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Coca Beach Radisson / Full Throttle Beach Radisson

Well, I just got back from South Padre Island, Texas this last week and weekend with our Rep Zac Layne from Arkansas and we looked the Redisson over from head to toe. The resort is back open after doing a few repairs from Hurricane Dolly.

We also got news from CPC that there will definately be the Coke Beach Stage that is badged the Full Throttle Beach Stage in South Padre Island. More than anything, the positive, upbeat attitude of the Radisson staff about getting back open was phenomenal, and we look forward at http://www.inertiatours.com once again look forward to working with both of these professionals in South Padre Island, Texas.

If you are looking for a really bad ass “Senior Year” spring break for you and all your girls, call me (Chad) at Inertia Tours Spring Break Tour Company. I have unique, superb condos at my firm that are perfect set ups for ladies that want THE perfect spring break trip your last year of college. Big living rooms for playing some drinking games & inviting a cool boy or two back, lots of bathrooms for getting ready, and fabulous views right where you’ll want to be.

Spring Break to South Padre Island is not only safe & fun, it’s ultra tropical for you to get a sweet tan. There is nothing more satisfying than pulling all your friends together, telling them to schuck their loser boyfriends, and do it all crazy one last time.

Inertia will dial in the whole party trip, including red carpet entrances, Souvenir VIP Photos on our red carpet on your first night in town, and celebrity DJ’s spinning live. “we ain’t throwin no stupid party” hehehehe – including our stunning DRESS TO IMPRESS IN YOUR BIKINI …Rehaab at the Pool with DJ Silver & Raab Himself from Viva La Bam off MTV…all at the Radisson Pool Deck!

Call me, I’ll book you quick, easy, and make the process painless. I’ll even convince your Pops you can go to Padre for spring break!

Inertia Chad…F’N…OUT!!!

Spring Break South Padre Island, Texas

Spring Break Travel to South Padre Island, Texas is what http://www.inertiatours.com specializes in.

We really target the “road trip – you drive down” market with trips under $500 per person that include a beachfront luxury condo, meals, and killer nightly event parties in South Padre Island.

As the only spring break travel agency located in Texas, we truly are dedicated to advertising & marketing South Padre Island as the Spring Break destination of choice.

Inertia Tours is a proud member of the South Padre Chamber of Commerce, and our college back to campus party tour is sponsored by the South Padre Island Convention & Visitors Bureau directly.

We can proudly offer you a recommendation from nearly any South Padre Island business

Considering South Padre Island for your college spring break in 2009? Here is a GREAT list as to why to consider South Padre this year!